Ever since the sh** started hitting the fan with my house, people have been making the comment
“well maybe it’s divine intervention.”
Hell – I’ve even said it.
Just recently, after my plumbers started the repairs on the five leaks found by our insurance’s plumber, I have been wondering just what are we saying when we say this?
Divine intervention, as defined by the Urban Dictionary, means:
- “When the hand of god comes down from heaven to stop motherfu**in bullets.” Nope, we haven’t dodged that one yet.
- “When a miracle happens.” What part of spending our travel savings on home repairs is a miracle?
- “When the hand of god reaches down and saves someone from a life threatening or dangerous situation.” Hope his hand reaches down when my kid falls into one of the 5 giant holes I have in my house.
- “The belief that a heavenly being will interfere in human situations so bad that nothing but an act of God could change the outcome for the better.” I’m hoping this one kicks in real soon….say insurance decides to change their mind and cover some of this stuff!
Maybe, but right now it is just feeling like a good kick in the a**.